1 00:00:33,720 --> 00:00:38,169 [audience applauding] 2 00:00:38,320 --> 00:00:41,324 [woman] And last but not least, to Susan "The Steamroller" Purtree 3 00:00:41,520 --> 00:00:43,204 for putting this all together. 4 00:00:46,040 --> 00:00:50,125 And now, finally, at long last, as some of you may be saying, 5 00:00:50,320 --> 00:00:54,370 it is my honor, my privilege, my personal pleasure 6 00:00:54,520 --> 00:00:56,807 to present to you the man of every hour, 7 00:00:56,960 --> 00:01:00,931 University of Perth's own Professor Edgar Solomon. 8 00:01:01,120 --> 00:01:04,044 - [applause] - [man] Hear, hear! 9 00:01:06,480 --> 00:01:08,482 [indistinct murmurs] 10 00:01:13,440 --> 00:01:15,807 Thank you. Sincerely. 11 00:01:21,720 --> 00:01:27,648 A bear taking a dump asked a rabbit, 12 00:01:27,800 --> 00:01:30,849 "Does shit stick to your fur as a habit?" 13 00:01:33,040 --> 00:01:35,088 "Of course not," said the hare, 14 00:01:35,280 --> 00:01:39,205 "It's really quite rare," 15 00:01:39,360 --> 00:01:42,728 so the bear wiped his ass with the rabbit. 16 00:01:42,880 --> 00:01:45,008 [laughter] 17 00:01:47,120 --> 00:01:50,647 [Edgar] There once was a lady named Dot... 18 00:01:51,960 --> 00:01:55,203 ...who lived off of pig shit and snot. 19 00:01:55,360 --> 00:01:56,361 [slight chuckles] 20 00:01:56,520 --> 00:02:00,844 [Edgar] When she ran out of these, she ate the green cheese... 21 00:02:02,760 --> 00:02:05,684 ...that she grew on the sides... 22 00:02:06,320 --> 00:02:09,927 - ...of her twat. - [gasping, murmuring] 23 00:02:10,080 --> 00:02:11,127 [woman] Oh, my God. 24 00:02:13,160 --> 00:02:17,370 [whispering] Are you all right? You OK? 25 00:02:17,520 --> 00:02:20,683 - I'm so sorry. - OK. 26 00:02:21,600 --> 00:02:24,843 [woman] Edgar? What are you doing? Oh, my...! 27 00:02:25,280 --> 00:02:27,521 [screams] 28 00:02:31,880 --> 00:02:35,521 [shouting, screaming] 29 00:02:44,080 --> 00:02:46,367 - [man] Stop! - [gun cocks] 30 00:02:46,560 --> 00:02:49,006 - Hands over your head, sir! - Just one moment. 31 00:02:49,160 --> 00:02:50,571 Please, sir, don't reach in your jacket! 32 00:02:51,760 --> 00:02:54,730 - [Edgar grunts] - [thudding] 33 00:02:54,880 --> 00:02:59,283 - [circus music ringtone plays] - [Edgar coughing] 34 00:02:59,440 --> 00:03:03,286 [moaning, gagging] 35 00:05:10,680 --> 00:05:13,923 [woman on phone] ...I'm calling on behalf of AAMQ debt acquisitions, 36 00:05:14,120 --> 00:05:16,691 regarding the balance on your LBF Platinum card... 37 00:05:16,840 --> 00:05:17,841 [line disconnects] 38 00:05:18,040 --> 00:05:20,327 [man on phone] This is an attempt to collect a debt. 39 00:05:20,480 --> 00:05:22,244 [woman on phone] If you do not pay your outstanding bill... 40 00:05:22,400 --> 00:05:24,971 [man on phone] ...your power will be cut off by noon Friday, July... 41 00:05:25,120 --> 00:05:28,488 [man] Hello? Hi, I'm here. And I might be able to pay you today. 42 00:05:28,680 --> 00:05:31,365 I think I'm about to get some good news. 43 00:05:31,960 --> 00:05:35,328 [soft music plays on radio] 44 00:05:35,520 --> 00:05:38,524 - I think you're gonna get it. - Oh, stop jinxing it. 45 00:05:38,680 --> 00:05:40,967 - It's unjinxable. You got it. - Stop saying that. 46 00:05:41,120 --> 00:05:44,090 - Too bad. [chuckles] - Just tie my lucky tie. 47 00:05:44,280 --> 00:05:47,363 - Senior sales representative. - [both laugh] 48 00:05:47,520 --> 00:05:50,763 Honey, when's the last time Kopeckny asked you in for a meeting one on one? 49 00:05:50,920 --> 00:05:53,446 - Never. - So there. 50 00:05:53,600 --> 00:05:57,730 If I get this promotion, we are so going on a honeymoon. 51 00:05:57,880 --> 00:06:01,123 Who needs a honeymoon? After this weekend we'll be married. 52 00:06:01,280 --> 00:06:03,089 You'll ask, "Where's the remote?" 53 00:06:03,240 --> 00:06:06,881 But I mean like a husband asking his wife where is the remote. 54 00:06:08,000 --> 00:06:09,365 - Thank you. - Hey. 55 00:06:09,520 --> 00:06:10,760 - Yes? - What about the kid? 56 00:06:10,920 --> 00:06:13,764 - The kid. - [chuckles] 57 00:06:13,920 --> 00:06:15,285 Geez. 58 00:06:15,440 --> 00:06:19,843 All right. Senior sales representative, here I come! 59 00:06:23,200 --> 00:06:27,728 Sir, I'm just trying to understand. 60 00:06:29,280 --> 00:06:30,327 You're firing me? 61 00:06:32,440 --> 00:06:36,729 I made more sales than ever last month. 62 00:06:36,880 --> 00:06:39,451 And you're still not producing. What does that tell you? 63 00:06:40,520 --> 00:06:42,921 Explain to me what happened yesterday. 64 00:06:43,080 --> 00:06:44,081 I made the sale. 65 00:06:44,240 --> 00:06:46,481 The woman was interested in the gold plan. 66 00:06:46,640 --> 00:06:48,529 - You talked her out of it. - Wh... 67 00:06:48,720 --> 00:06:51,371 You talked her out of the gold plan. 68 00:06:51,520 --> 00:06:55,809 I sold Ms. Palmer a policy that was appropriate to her age and income. 69 00:06:55,960 --> 00:07:00,045 I didn't feel like I should take advantage... of her. 70 00:07:01,520 --> 00:07:02,760 That's what we do here? 71 00:07:04,160 --> 00:07:07,084 - We take advantage of people? - No. No, not at all. 72 00:07:07,280 --> 00:07:09,681 - That's not what I meant. - I got it. 73 00:07:09,840 --> 00:07:13,003 - Sir... - No, I got it. I do, really. 74 00:07:13,200 --> 00:07:15,680 We shame you. You're too pure for this job. 75 00:07:15,840 --> 00:07:19,162 Please, I cannot lose this job right now. Sir... 76 00:07:20,040 --> 00:07:23,123 My brother is mentally disabled, and if I lose this job, 77 00:07:23,280 --> 00:07:25,521 I'm going to lose my insurance. And if I lose my insurance, 78 00:07:25,680 --> 00:07:27,125 I'm not gonna be able to afford his outpatient care 79 00:07:27,280 --> 00:07:30,363 and they're gonna re-institutionalize him. 80 00:07:34,040 --> 00:07:37,567 [sighs] Sounds like you have a lot of people depending on you. 81 00:07:43,320 --> 00:07:44,560 You got this brother. 82 00:07:46,080 --> 00:07:49,084 You're getting married, having a baby. 83 00:07:49,920 --> 00:07:51,410 Yeah. 84 00:07:52,800 --> 00:07:55,963 You realize the same things that make you a lousy salesman 85 00:07:56,160 --> 00:07:58,811 are going to fuck you up as a father? 86 00:07:58,960 --> 00:08:01,167 Or a husband, for that matter. 87 00:08:01,320 --> 00:08:02,685 I mean, you're marrying this girl. 88 00:08:02,840 --> 00:08:06,287 She's marrying someone who refuses to get his hands dirty, 89 00:08:06,440 --> 00:08:08,408 who lacks the balls 90 00:08:08,560 --> 00:08:12,884 to ever really lay it on the line for her or her child. 91 00:08:13,040 --> 00:08:16,249 If you think I'm being unfair, tell me to go to hell. 92 00:08:16,400 --> 00:08:19,165 Like a man. Huh? 93 00:08:27,440 --> 00:08:31,365 - [chuckles] Mm-mm-mm... - [door opens] 94 00:08:31,520 --> 00:08:34,729 Vince... get him out of here. 95 00:08:39,120 --> 00:08:41,282 [man] No, no, no. OK, 'cause... 96 00:08:42,920 --> 00:08:45,491 ...they'll send me back to Bayview. 97 00:08:45,640 --> 00:08:50,407 And I can't go back to Bayview. They lock the doors on you at Bayview. 98 00:08:50,560 --> 00:08:54,565 - I know. - Then you have to say a promise to me, 99 00:08:54,760 --> 00:08:57,081 that you promise me I don't have to go back there. 100 00:08:57,240 --> 00:09:00,687 Like, "I promise," well, "I promise you, Michael, 101 00:09:00,840 --> 00:09:03,127 you don't have to go back there to Bayview." 102 00:09:03,280 --> 00:09:07,171 You have to say that to me. You have to promise me. 103 00:09:11,360 --> 00:09:15,922 - OK. - [elevator dings] 104 00:09:16,080 --> 00:09:19,971 OK. You take the elevator and I'll take the stairs 105 00:09:20,160 --> 00:09:22,083 and I'll meet you like in five seconds! 106 00:09:22,240 --> 00:09:24,402 [running footsteps] 107 00:09:26,240 --> 00:09:29,164 [man] I know it's only a day away, but is there any way 108 00:09:29,320 --> 00:09:32,244 to move the rehearsal dinner into maybe a smaller room? 109 00:09:32,400 --> 00:09:35,006 [man on phone] The Cypress Room's already our most economical. 110 00:09:35,160 --> 00:09:38,164 There's a number of affordable motor inns all along the highway. 111 00:09:38,320 --> 00:09:41,324 - No! It's just, things have come up. - [line beeping] 112 00:09:41,480 --> 00:09:43,642 - I have to take this. - Hello? 113 00:09:45,480 --> 00:09:48,404 Dad, why didn't you show me this? 114 00:09:48,560 --> 00:09:51,006 I could've at least been looking for a place for you! 115 00:09:51,160 --> 00:09:56,087 [man] What kind of nigger paradise do you think you're going to move me into? 116 00:09:56,280 --> 00:09:59,682 I'm not gonna live among Bantus. 117 00:10:00,880 --> 00:10:04,851 I'm gonna have to move in with you. We both know it. 118 00:10:05,040 --> 00:10:07,361 - Dad. - Oh, I know. I'm a blight. 119 00:10:07,520 --> 00:10:10,171 This is why you should have made more money. 120 00:10:10,320 --> 00:10:15,486 You sealed all our fates when you settled on a liberal arts major. 121 00:10:15,640 --> 00:10:20,009 Mythology and Folklore. What the fuck were you thinking? 122 00:10:20,160 --> 00:10:24,165 - If I just had more time. - You had 15 years by my count. 123 00:10:24,320 --> 00:10:26,800 Fifteen years to find something you were good at. 124 00:10:26,960 --> 00:10:30,806 By the time I was your age, I'd amassed a fortune so huge, 125 00:10:30,960 --> 00:10:36,126 it took decades of dedicated self-destruction to wind up like this. 126 00:10:36,320 --> 00:10:39,369 Dad, you know we already have Michael living with us... 127 00:10:39,520 --> 00:10:41,761 - Leave me alone. - And the baby on the way. 128 00:10:41,920 --> 00:10:47,848 My bowels are finally moving. Let me savor these last little victories. 129 00:10:59,880 --> 00:11:02,087 Your father despises me, Elliot. 130 00:11:02,240 --> 00:11:05,801 [Elliot] Shelby, I know how hard this is gonna be on everybody. I know that. 131 00:11:05,960 --> 00:11:08,531 [Shelby] Then why did you tell him yes? 132 00:11:08,680 --> 00:11:11,286 Hey, Ellie, do you remember when Dad would always... 133 00:11:11,480 --> 00:11:13,960 ...was always saying he was going to have a man 134 00:11:14,120 --> 00:11:16,088 from the orphanage to come and get us? 135 00:11:16,240 --> 00:11:18,766 And we never knew why that was going to be a punishment 136 00:11:18,920 --> 00:11:22,242 to get to live away from him. Do you remember that? 137 00:11:22,400 --> 00:11:24,004 Yeah, I remember. 138 00:11:24,200 --> 00:11:26,931 Well, that's not even an option anymore. 139 00:11:27,880 --> 00:11:31,521 Do you remember Deborah, who lived across the street, Ellie? 140 00:11:31,680 --> 00:11:35,890 Well, I wonder if she's still alive. She's probably still alive, Ellie. 141 00:11:36,040 --> 00:11:40,967 She wouldn't be that old. She'd be maybe 57 now. That's not that old. 142 00:11:41,120 --> 00:11:43,043 [blowing] 143 00:11:53,800 --> 00:11:58,010 Ellie, can you give me a ride to Joe Burger? I took my pill. 144 00:11:58,160 --> 00:12:01,448 OK? I just... I took my pill already. 145 00:12:01,600 --> 00:12:04,888 Well, I can't go back to Hot Dog Castle right now 146 00:12:05,040 --> 00:12:07,361 'cause things just got very unpleasant there. 147 00:12:07,520 --> 00:12:10,683 - OK? Well... - [horn honking] 148 00:12:10,840 --> 00:12:13,764 - Don't go faster, Ellie. - I won't. 149 00:12:13,960 --> 00:12:16,531 - Just don't do that. - I won't. I'm not. 150 00:12:16,680 --> 00:12:19,365 Just stay there. 151 00:12:19,520 --> 00:12:23,764 Well, yeah, because he knows that Marisol likes me 152 00:12:23,920 --> 00:12:27,242 and there's sometimes when she is at the counter, 153 00:12:27,400 --> 00:12:31,849 we'll make... [laughs] we'll make eyes at each other sometimes. 154 00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:34,321 Is that what people say, to "make eyes at each other"? 155 00:12:34,520 --> 00:12:38,127 - Yeah, it is. - Yeah, to make eyes. Well... 156 00:12:38,280 --> 00:12:40,009 I think that Shelby is like Mom. 157 00:12:40,160 --> 00:12:43,323 When she was alive, she was poor. 158 00:12:43,480 --> 00:12:45,687 You don't think about that, but they were. 159 00:12:45,840 --> 00:12:47,842 Dad didn't make his money until later 160 00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:53,006 and he didn't start to be mean until later. So, yeah. 161 00:12:57,560 --> 00:12:58,766 Bye. 162 00:13:13,600 --> 00:13:17,730 [fly buzzing] 163 00:13:37,800 --> 00:13:40,406 [circus music ringtone plays] 164 00:13:40,560 --> 00:13:43,166 What the fuck? 165 00:13:50,080 --> 00:13:52,731 - Hello? - [man on phone] Mr. Elliot Brindle? 166 00:13:52,880 --> 00:13:55,087 - Yes? - Congratulations. 167 00:13:55,240 --> 00:13:57,004 You have been selected for the opportunity 168 00:13:57,160 --> 00:14:00,562 to take part in a one-of-a-kind game show! 169 00:14:00,720 --> 00:14:01,926 - Uh, look... - Of a long list of candidates 170 00:14:02,080 --> 00:14:06,722 in financial need, you have been chosen to compete for a fantastic cash prize. 171 00:14:06,880 --> 00:14:08,564 I think you may have dialed the wrong number. 172 00:14:08,720 --> 00:14:10,529 Elliot Brindle, age 32. 173 00:14:10,680 --> 00:14:14,048 Your mother was killed in a car accident when you were nine. 174 00:14:14,200 --> 00:14:16,407 Ever since, you've felt responsible for your brother, 175 00:14:16,560 --> 00:14:19,370 whose outpatient care cost you $1,200 a month. 176 00:14:19,520 --> 00:14:23,445 Add that to $90,000 in student loans and credit card debt, 177 00:14:23,600 --> 00:14:26,410 - no wonder you have trouble sleeping. - Who is this? 178 00:14:26,560 --> 00:14:30,121 You always mean well, but follow-through has often been a problem. 179 00:14:30,280 --> 00:14:33,887 Like today, you somehow were unable to protect your fiancée 180 00:14:34,040 --> 00:14:37,089 from having a vindictive old racist move in with her. 181 00:14:37,240 --> 00:14:40,403 - What do you want? - You can't honestly even say 182 00:14:40,560 --> 00:14:43,564 you put up much of a fight on that one, can you, Mr. Brindle? 183 00:14:43,720 --> 00:14:45,085 OK, I'm gonna hang up now. 184 00:14:45,280 --> 00:14:48,807 And at this moment, you are being defeated by a fly. 185 00:14:51,840 --> 00:14:53,604 Don't be alarmed, Mr. Brindle. 186 00:14:53,760 --> 00:14:57,287 All that matters is the challenge I put before you now. 187 00:14:57,440 --> 00:14:59,727 Swat the fly. 188 00:14:59,880 --> 00:15:03,441 If you kill the fly, $1000 will be instantly 189 00:15:03,600 --> 00:15:08,242 credited to your Nola Bank account number 5366286. 190 00:15:08,400 --> 00:15:09,845 [fly buzzing] 191 00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:11,240 [buzzing stops] 192 00:15:14,520 --> 00:15:15,646 [line disconnects] 193 00:15:16,320 --> 00:15:17,970 [phone dings] 194 00:15:19,200 --> 00:15:21,885 Shit. 195 00:15:38,280 --> 00:15:40,328 [circus music ringtone plays] 196 00:15:40,480 --> 00:15:44,007 [man] If you wish to proceed, we have another challenge for you, 197 00:15:44,160 --> 00:15:48,449 no more complicated than the first. Are you ready? 198 00:15:49,280 --> 00:15:52,363 - Swallow the fly you just killed. - What? 199 00:15:52,520 --> 00:15:57,287 If you eat the fly, $3,622 will be credited 200 00:15:57,440 --> 00:16:01,161 to your account, exactly what Shelby owes on her MasterCard. 201 00:16:01,320 --> 00:16:04,529 That would be a nice wedding gift for her, wouldn't it? 202 00:16:04,680 --> 00:16:06,409 [line disconnects] 203 00:16:12,120 --> 00:16:13,724 [door opening] 204 00:17:15,840 --> 00:17:17,729 [phone dings] 205 00:17:20,720 --> 00:17:21,960 [circus music ringtone plays] 206 00:17:22,120 --> 00:17:26,011 [man] Well done. You have completed challenge two. 207 00:17:26,160 --> 00:17:31,769 $3,622 has been credited to your Nola bank account. 208 00:17:31,920 --> 00:17:35,481 Jesus. You're watching me now? 209 00:17:35,640 --> 00:17:39,486 You can have your privacy back right now, if you like. 210 00:17:39,640 --> 00:17:44,441 But I must tell you, great wealth is within your grasp. 211 00:17:44,600 --> 00:17:47,922 Thirty-six hours from now, you can be a very rich man. 212 00:17:48,080 --> 00:17:52,210 All you have to do is complete 13 challenges. 213 00:17:52,360 --> 00:17:56,251 You've already completed two, so only 11 more to go. 214 00:17:56,400 --> 00:17:59,882 Please make sure you are alone, entirely alone, 215 00:18:00,040 --> 00:18:02,247 as I relate to you the rules. 216 00:18:02,400 --> 00:18:04,528 There are 11 more challenges. 217 00:18:04,680 --> 00:18:09,083 For each one you complete, the cash prizes will grow in value. 218 00:18:09,240 --> 00:18:14,804 If you complete challenge 13, you will claim a life-changing fortune. 219 00:18:14,960 --> 00:18:17,964 Our last winner took home 6.2 million. 220 00:18:18,120 --> 00:18:20,043 Six point two million dollars? 221 00:18:20,240 --> 00:18:21,765 If you fail to complete a challenge, 222 00:18:21,920 --> 00:18:25,129 the game will end and you will lose everything, 223 00:18:25,280 --> 00:18:28,045 including any money you have won to that point. 224 00:18:28,200 --> 00:18:31,522 There are two other ways the game can end. 225 00:18:31,680 --> 00:18:34,365 One, tell anyone you are playing the game. 226 00:18:34,520 --> 00:18:39,367 Two, attempt to contact or in any way interfere with the game. 227 00:18:39,520 --> 00:18:41,966 - Why me? - Everything will be revealed to you 228 00:18:42,120 --> 00:18:43,929 at the appropriate time. 229 00:18:44,080 --> 00:18:46,606 If you understand the rules and wish to continue, 230 00:18:46,760 --> 00:18:49,570 please press one to register your entry. 231 00:18:49,720 --> 00:18:53,725 - Otherwise, press two, end the game. - El? 232 00:18:53,880 --> 00:18:55,928 [knocking on door] 233 00:18:56,600 --> 00:18:59,888 - [Shelby] Mr. Brindle? - [knocking] 234 00:19:00,880 --> 00:19:03,645 [soft jazz plays over phone] 235 00:19:05,960 --> 00:19:07,530 Did you just slam the door in my face? 236 00:19:07,680 --> 00:19:08,966 No. 237 00:19:09,120 --> 00:19:12,044 - [man] Congratulations, Elliot Brindle. - Elliot... 238 00:19:12,200 --> 00:19:15,409 You are now a registered contestant. 239 00:19:15,560 --> 00:19:19,201 Now, please, face forward and say, 240 00:19:19,360 --> 00:19:23,206 "I will dance with a golden toad." 241 00:19:27,440 --> 00:19:30,250 - I will dance with a golden toad. - Excellent! 242 00:19:30,400 --> 00:19:32,482 Get a good night's sleep, and in the morning, 243 00:19:32,640 --> 00:19:36,850 be sure to wear a comfortable pair of walking shoes. 244 00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:39,321 [line disconnects] 245 00:19:45,720 --> 00:19:47,961 Who was that? 246 00:19:49,800 --> 00:19:52,770 - It's a surprise. - Hm. 247 00:19:53,880 --> 00:19:56,406 Everything will be revealed to you at the appropriate time. 248 00:19:56,560 --> 00:19:59,006 OK. Mm-hm. 249 00:19:59,160 --> 00:20:00,969 Now, back to bed. 250 00:20:23,720 --> 00:20:26,007 [woman] You know, when Shelby was little... 251 00:20:26,200 --> 00:20:27,201 [Shelby] Mom! 252 00:20:27,360 --> 00:20:31,604 [woman] ...she used to always go on about the wedding she was gonna have, 253 00:20:31,760 --> 00:20:34,843 and it always got bigger. 254 00:20:35,040 --> 00:20:36,883 By the time she was 12, 255 00:20:37,040 --> 00:20:41,409 she was riding in at the head of a parade of elephants... 256 00:20:41,560 --> 00:20:43,050 [laughter] 257 00:20:43,200 --> 00:20:45,726 - [woman] ...attended by six eunuchs! - I've since amended that. 258 00:20:45,880 --> 00:20:48,645 - [circus music ringtone plays] - Give me one second. 259 00:20:50,120 --> 00:20:52,407 - Hello? - [man] Good morning, Mr. Brindle. 260 00:20:52,600 --> 00:20:54,568 This is challenge three of 13. 261 00:20:54,720 --> 00:20:58,202 For $5,000, make a child cry. 262 00:20:58,400 --> 00:21:00,368 - What? - You have five minutes. 263 00:21:00,520 --> 00:21:02,727 - What? - We wish you luck. 264 00:21:02,880 --> 00:21:05,087 - Elliot? - [line disconnects] 265 00:21:06,600 --> 00:21:08,682 - Everything OK? - Yeah. 266 00:21:10,600 --> 00:21:12,409 - And now I gotta urinate. - Right. 267 00:21:12,560 --> 00:21:13,846 I'll just post it on Facebook. 268 00:21:14,040 --> 00:21:17,283 We can put out a proper press release later. 269 00:21:55,320 --> 00:21:57,402 Hey... [laughs] 270 00:21:59,480 --> 00:22:03,201 - Your mommy doesn't love you. - Yes, she does. 271 00:22:03,360 --> 00:22:05,089 They don't want to let you know, but the man from the orphanage 272 00:22:05,240 --> 00:22:06,366 is coming to take you away. 273 00:22:06,520 --> 00:22:10,570 - That's not true. - Yes, it is. 274 00:22:10,760 --> 00:22:13,570 That's what they're talking about right now. 275 00:22:13,720 --> 00:22:15,324 [indistinct chatter] 276 00:22:17,560 --> 00:22:19,483 It's because of what you did. 277 00:22:21,680 --> 00:22:24,160 Mommy! Mommy! 278 00:22:24,360 --> 00:22:26,408 [phone dings] 279 00:22:26,560 --> 00:22:29,882 - [girl sobbing] - I'm so sorry! 280 00:22:30,040 --> 00:22:31,485 - [woman] What's the matter? - [man] What's wrong, sweetie? 281 00:22:31,640 --> 00:22:35,611 OK, so we're off? Let me get that. 282 00:22:35,760 --> 00:22:38,047 - OK. - Thank you. 283 00:22:38,840 --> 00:22:41,161 - I got it. - [Shelby] Bye, Dad! 284 00:22:41,320 --> 00:22:46,486 If you want, I can just go pick my dad up myself and drop you off at home. 285 00:22:46,640 --> 00:22:49,723 - Are you trying to get rid of me? - No. 286 00:22:49,880 --> 00:22:52,087 We're not even married yet, and it's already started? 287 00:22:52,240 --> 00:22:53,605 - Women, right? - [woman] Hey! 288 00:22:54,200 --> 00:22:56,009 [Shelby] What the...? 289 00:22:56,160 --> 00:22:58,527 [woman] How fucking dare you! What kind of a pervert are you? 290 00:22:58,680 --> 00:23:01,251 - [Shelby] Stop the car! Stop the car! - [woman] Sick, twisted...! 291 00:23:01,440 --> 00:23:04,125 - Whoa! Baby, stop, stop! - The fuck is wrong with you?! 292 00:23:04,320 --> 00:23:06,004 Fuck you! 293 00:23:07,360 --> 00:23:08,361 [church bells tolling] 294 00:23:24,080 --> 00:23:25,411 [Elliot whispers] He's right there. 295 00:23:26,040 --> 00:23:27,963 [beeping] 296 00:23:28,120 --> 00:23:31,010 [circus music ringtone plays] 297 00:23:31,160 --> 00:23:33,640 - I'm not loving this new ringtone. - I'm sorry. 298 00:23:33,800 --> 00:23:36,849 [man] This next one is worth $10,000! 299 00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:38,923 Challenge four of 13. 300 00:23:39,080 --> 00:23:42,846 We'd like to draw your attention to a nativity scene. 301 00:23:43,000 --> 00:23:47,244 Handcrafted in darkness by the children of the Chabert Home for the Blind. 302 00:23:47,440 --> 00:23:51,889 - Hey, Bill, you ready? - Yeah, I'm fuckin' ready. 303 00:23:52,040 --> 00:23:55,328 What do you think? I gotta piss like a racehorse. 304 00:23:55,480 --> 00:23:58,324 - OK. - [man] We wish you luck. 305 00:23:58,480 --> 00:24:00,847 - You can't be serious. - [line disconnects] 306 00:24:04,680 --> 00:24:07,889 [Bill] The baby was a miscalculation. 307 00:24:08,040 --> 00:24:11,761 Elliot's already collapsing under the weight of it. 308 00:24:11,920 --> 00:24:14,207 You'll get tired of propping him up. 309 00:24:14,360 --> 00:24:16,249 Years go by, 310 00:24:16,400 --> 00:24:20,803 and your bitterness will grow in proportion to your ass. 311 00:24:24,120 --> 00:24:25,610 [flushing] 312 00:24:30,320 --> 00:24:33,324 Come here and give me a hand. 313 00:24:33,480 --> 00:24:35,801 With my zipper, please. 314 00:24:37,040 --> 00:24:39,691 My arthritis. 315 00:25:02,080 --> 00:25:03,923 [phone dings] 316 00:25:12,160 --> 00:25:15,482 [Elliot humming] 317 00:25:22,360 --> 00:25:24,966 Fuck. 318 00:25:26,920 --> 00:25:29,924 I'm wondering what Elliot's told you about his mother. 319 00:25:30,080 --> 00:25:33,050 He told you I was driving? 320 00:25:33,200 --> 00:25:35,965 - He told you that, at least. - Uh-huh. 321 00:25:36,120 --> 00:25:39,169 - I know he thinks I was drinking. - Were you? 322 00:25:39,320 --> 00:25:42,927 I was in a hurry. I was a busy man in those days. 323 00:25:43,080 --> 00:25:45,606 Things to do, an empire to build. 324 00:25:45,760 --> 00:25:48,411 I couldn't slow down for anything. 325 00:25:48,560 --> 00:25:50,483 Least of all a telephone pole. 326 00:26:01,400 --> 00:26:02,401 Fuck! 327 00:26:06,640 --> 00:26:08,927 [alarm ringing] 328 00:26:09,080 --> 00:26:11,686 - Do you hear that? The fire alarm? - Hm? 329 00:26:11,880 --> 00:26:13,644 No, I didn't. Sorry. 330 00:26:15,680 --> 00:26:17,682 [alarm wailing] 331 00:26:17,840 --> 00:26:20,207 [circus music ringtone plays] 332 00:26:21,920 --> 00:26:23,763 - Hello? - [man] Mr. Brindle! 333 00:26:23,920 --> 00:26:26,844 I'm sorry, that was a total accident. I didn't... 334 00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:31,369 Take a breath, and when you're ready to begin challenge five of 13, 335 00:26:31,520 --> 00:26:36,447 follow the unseasonably dressed homeless person across the street. 336 00:26:36,600 --> 00:26:38,489 [sirens approaching] 337 00:26:38,640 --> 00:26:39,687 [Shelby] What's going on? 338 00:26:39,840 --> 00:26:41,604 [Elliot] I'm still working on the surprise. 339 00:26:41,760 --> 00:26:43,091 I'm gonna be gone for a couple of hours. 340 00:26:43,240 --> 00:26:45,288 - Fuck you! - I'm not joking, I gotta go. 341 00:26:45,440 --> 00:26:48,171 If I were a paranoid bridezilla, I'd think you were getting cold feet. 342 00:26:48,320 --> 00:26:49,606 - My feet are very warm. - [fire trunk honks] 343 00:26:49,760 --> 00:26:52,001 What if, just say, your extremely strange behavior... 344 00:26:52,160 --> 00:26:53,571 ...you do agree, it's extremely strange... 345 00:26:53,720 --> 00:26:54,801 [Elliot] Yes, definitely. 346 00:26:54,960 --> 00:26:57,531 Well, what if, hypothetically, I decided I didn't find it 347 00:26:57,720 --> 00:27:00,121 as delightful as all that and I seriously wanted to know 348 00:27:00,280 --> 00:27:01,930 - where you're running off to! - I'd just have to hope 349 00:27:02,080 --> 00:27:04,367 it blew over by tonight. I love you! 350 00:27:11,720 --> 00:27:13,722 [man] You're doing great. I know this is taking a little while, 351 00:27:13,880 --> 00:27:17,327 but we're almost done. That should do the beard. 352 00:27:17,480 --> 00:27:20,404 Um, let's move on to the eyes. 353 00:27:20,560 --> 00:27:25,282 Do you think the eyes were bigger or smaller than these? 354 00:27:25,440 --> 00:27:28,808 - What do you think? - Katie? Katie? 355 00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:32,721 - Honey, the guy's eyes? - That's him! That's the man! 356 00:27:34,080 --> 00:27:36,367 - [woman] Who? - [Katie] That's the man who said 357 00:27:36,520 --> 00:27:38,807 that I was gonna go to the orphanage. 358 00:27:38,960 --> 00:27:41,691 It says "wanted." 359 00:27:41,840 --> 00:27:44,605 - What's this? - This is just weird is what this is. 360 00:27:44,760 --> 00:27:48,845 Beautiful back there, claims that this guy came up to him on the street 361 00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:52,800 and offered to trade him an ostrich for his clothes and shopping cart. 362 00:27:52,960 --> 00:27:55,088 - Did he have an ostrich? - He did. 363 00:27:55,240 --> 00:27:57,447 What would a homeless guy want with an ostrich? 364 00:27:57,600 --> 00:28:01,082 He didn't want an ostrich, so the guy sweetened the deal by a thousand bucks. 365 00:28:01,280 --> 00:28:04,363 - And he believed him. - The guy's got an ostrich. 366 00:28:04,520 --> 00:28:06,682 He might have a thousand bucks. 367 00:28:11,960 --> 00:28:14,930 - [softly] What do you got? - Ostrich Boy again. 368 00:28:15,080 --> 00:28:19,005 This is from the identikit of the church arson that happened earlier today. 369 00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:23,891 There's security footage, too. I just put Richardson and Dobbs on it. 370 00:28:24,040 --> 00:28:25,485 - I'll go myself. - They just left. 371 00:28:25,680 --> 00:28:29,605 - Call them back. I'll go myself. - OK. 372 00:28:47,240 --> 00:28:49,481 [circus music ringtone plays] 373 00:28:53,200 --> 00:28:58,161 [man] Challenge six for $50,000 is a good deed, for a change. 374 00:28:58,320 --> 00:29:02,484 Upstairs in 6-B lives Mr. Shaw, a lonely man. 375 00:29:02,640 --> 00:29:05,246 - Take him for a cup of coffee. - And? 376 00:29:05,400 --> 00:29:09,724 And there's a diner called Taylor's two blocks from where you are. 377 00:29:09,880 --> 00:29:14,488 Have him there with a cup of coffee in front of him by 4:00. 378 00:29:14,640 --> 00:29:16,404 [line disconnects] 379 00:29:29,440 --> 00:29:31,204 Mr. Shaw? 380 00:29:31,360 --> 00:29:33,328 [instrumental music plays faintly on stereo] 381 00:29:35,840 --> 00:29:37,763 Mr. Shaw? 382 00:29:44,440 --> 00:29:49,207 [music continues] 383 00:29:49,760 --> 00:29:51,728 Mr. Shaw? 384 00:30:18,160 --> 00:30:22,051 [Elliot gasps] Oh, my God. 385 00:30:22,200 --> 00:30:23,406 Oh, my God. 386 00:30:23,560 --> 00:30:25,210 - [record scratches] - [circus music ringtone plays] 387 00:30:25,360 --> 00:30:26,771 Oh! 388 00:30:28,920 --> 00:30:30,968 That man is dead. [panting] 389 00:30:31,120 --> 00:30:35,250 That man is really dead. You kill him? 390 00:30:35,400 --> 00:30:39,007 [man] Mr. Brindle, this man took his own life. 391 00:30:39,160 --> 00:30:42,801 You see there in that tub what the meek actually inherit. 392 00:30:42,960 --> 00:30:46,169 No. No, I can't. I'm not doing that. 393 00:30:46,360 --> 00:30:51,207 This is not swatting flies anymore. It's a crime. It's desecration. 394 00:30:51,360 --> 00:30:57,003 Dragging a corpse through the streets. Are you insane? Who are you? 395 00:30:57,160 --> 00:31:00,926 Two paths lie before you. One requires a bit of courage 396 00:31:01,080 --> 00:31:03,401 and leads to enough money to settle your debts, 397 00:31:03,560 --> 00:31:05,847 keep Michael safe, and provide your child 398 00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:09,447 everything from a pony to a college education. 399 00:31:09,600 --> 00:31:11,648 The other leads to loveless poverty. 400 00:31:11,800 --> 00:31:15,202 All that requires is you just continue being you. 401 00:31:15,360 --> 00:31:17,362 - You don't know me. - Well... 402 00:31:17,560 --> 00:31:20,291 No, you don't know me. You don't know anything about me! 403 00:31:20,480 --> 00:31:23,723 Maybe you've done research, maybe you know facts, but you do not know me! 404 00:31:23,880 --> 00:31:29,284 You have until 4:00. Mr. Shaw takes his coffee black. 405 00:31:30,280 --> 00:31:32,248 [line disconnects] 406 00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:46,923 [groans] 407 00:32:01,840 --> 00:32:05,162 - [cracking] - [grunts, panting] 408 00:32:13,800 --> 00:32:16,565 [panting] 409 00:32:33,920 --> 00:32:35,763 - Hi there. How we all doing today? - Great. 410 00:32:35,920 --> 00:32:38,446 - My name is Jeanette... - He's just gonna have a cup of coffee. 411 00:32:38,640 --> 00:32:41,564 - Black, please. - OK. 412 00:32:48,640 --> 00:32:51,086 - And for you? - Nothing for me. 413 00:32:51,280 --> 00:32:53,521 If you're sitting at the booth, you have to order something. 414 00:32:53,680 --> 00:32:55,011 Well, I'm gonna be going, so... 415 00:32:57,560 --> 00:32:59,881 - I'll have a cheeseburger. - The Bernars burger? 416 00:33:00,080 --> 00:33:01,570 Yeah, that sounds great. 417 00:33:12,160 --> 00:33:14,811 OK. And you get sides with that. 418 00:33:14,960 --> 00:33:18,248 Your choices are baked potato, baked beans... 419 00:33:18,400 --> 00:33:20,721 - Baked beans. The baked beans. - OK. 420 00:33:20,880 --> 00:33:23,531 My name is Jeanette, and I will be taking care of you. 421 00:33:23,680 --> 00:33:25,842 Great. Can you just take care of me? You don't have to explain 422 00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:28,606 any of the procedure or anything. He just really needs a cup of coffee. 423 00:33:30,840 --> 00:33:32,763 Thank you. 424 00:33:35,040 --> 00:33:37,407 - [door opening] - [bell jingling] 425 00:33:37,560 --> 00:33:39,722 [indistinct police radio chatter] 426 00:33:39,880 --> 00:33:43,043 [man] ...she puts in for a transfer, he takes early retirement. 427 00:33:43,200 --> 00:33:45,362 - Scoot. - [low chatter] 428 00:33:45,520 --> 00:33:48,649 - We ain't gonna fit in this booth... - [man laughs] That's true. 429 00:33:49,520 --> 00:33:52,808 [man 2] I think so. There you go. Come on, get it... 430 00:33:52,960 --> 00:33:54,883 [man 3] Wide load. 431 00:33:55,040 --> 00:33:56,724 - I remember. - Right. 432 00:33:56,880 --> 00:34:00,930 - OK. Three regular and one decaf. - [man] Yeah. 433 00:34:01,080 --> 00:34:03,731 Good and hot, fresh pot. 434 00:34:04,440 --> 00:34:08,684 - Sugar. - Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. 435 00:34:10,480 --> 00:34:11,720 The hair of the dog. 436 00:34:14,520 --> 00:34:16,010 [phone dings] 437 00:34:16,160 --> 00:34:18,561 - Hey, hey! - You got a problem here, sir? 438 00:34:18,720 --> 00:34:21,644 No. Not at all. I, uh... 439 00:34:21,800 --> 00:34:25,486 - I was waiting before you. I'm sorry. - Excuse me? 440 00:34:27,680 --> 00:34:29,011 I, uh... 441 00:34:32,840 --> 00:34:35,844 [man] Why don't we step outside real quick and have a word about this? 442 00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:38,321 - Is that a flask? - What? 443 00:34:38,480 --> 00:34:42,724 - [Elliot] Is that a flask on the table? - I'm gonna need you to step outside. 444 00:34:44,320 --> 00:34:47,005 You know that's not just a code infraction. 445 00:34:47,160 --> 00:34:50,130 In uniform, it's a 306. 446 00:34:50,280 --> 00:34:53,602 My guess is you've never been to a diversion program before. 447 00:34:53,760 --> 00:34:57,560 Make you open up to a shrink like three days a week, and there's group sessions. 448 00:34:57,720 --> 00:35:01,088 They show films about empowerment. There's reading materials, too. 449 00:35:02,200 --> 00:35:05,044 You want your coffee? Please. 450 00:35:07,440 --> 00:35:08,566 No? OK. 451 00:35:09,640 --> 00:35:11,642 Drink your coffee, buddy. 452 00:35:17,880 --> 00:35:20,406 [circus music ringtone plays] 453 00:35:20,840 --> 00:35:23,002 Did you see how it went down back there? 454 00:35:23,160 --> 00:35:26,562 [man] Kudos! We were so impressed by the way you avoided arrest 455 00:35:26,720 --> 00:35:30,008 during challenge six, we've decided, what the hell, 456 00:35:30,160 --> 00:35:32,845 to count that as challenge seven completed as well. 457 00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:35,844 - Thank you so much! - You'll be less pleased to hear 458 00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:39,447 your brother's doctor's office just received an anonymous phone call 459 00:35:39,600 --> 00:35:44,288 alerting them to the fact that Michael would soon no longer be insured. 460 00:35:44,440 --> 00:35:47,808 - What? - His file's already marked for review. 461 00:35:47,960 --> 00:35:51,726 But none of this matters, of course, if you win. 462 00:35:51,920 --> 00:35:53,445 [line disconnects] 463 00:36:01,480 --> 00:36:04,962 [engine starts] 464 00:36:43,560 --> 00:36:45,289 [air brakes hiss] 465 00:36:45,440 --> 00:36:48,569 [indistinct police radio chatter] 466 00:37:17,680 --> 00:37:20,843 - Who was that? - He said he was a reporter. 467 00:37:24,240 --> 00:37:25,924 What was he asking you? 468 00:37:26,080 --> 00:37:29,801 If you guys had said anything about other things the guy might have done, 469 00:37:29,960 --> 00:37:33,043 the destruction of a sacred place. 470 00:37:37,280 --> 00:37:38,566 He gave you something? 471 00:37:48,920 --> 00:37:52,083 [circus music ringtone plays] 472 00:37:55,280 --> 00:37:57,487 - Yes. - [man] Before the next challenge, 473 00:37:57,640 --> 00:38:01,281 please take out your New Orleans Parish Library card. 474 00:38:01,440 --> 00:38:03,841 My library card? 475 00:38:07,760 --> 00:38:09,728 - I don't have it. - No, you don't. 476 00:38:09,880 --> 00:38:12,770 You dropped it back at Taylor's Diner, where it's been found. 477 00:38:12,920 --> 00:38:16,970 It won't be long till they trace the number to you, if they haven't already. 478 00:38:17,120 --> 00:38:19,487 You're facing at least ten years in prison 479 00:38:19,640 --> 00:38:23,406 for arson, assault, and desecration of a corpse. 480 00:38:23,560 --> 00:38:25,801 But here's the good news. 481 00:38:25,960 --> 00:38:28,850 If you successfully complete all 13 challenges, 482 00:38:29,000 --> 00:38:31,571 we will make all these charges go away. 483 00:38:31,720 --> 00:38:33,722 It's what we do for winners. 484 00:38:33,880 --> 00:38:36,770 Losers, however, are on their own. 485 00:38:36,960 --> 00:38:40,521 Try to think of this in the most positive, empowering way 486 00:38:40,680 --> 00:38:42,967 as a gun pointed to your head. 487 00:38:43,120 --> 00:38:44,246 [line disconnects] 488 00:38:51,360 --> 00:38:54,170 - [knocking] - Mr. Vogler? 489 00:38:58,280 --> 00:39:00,567 Mr. Vogler! 490 00:39:07,560 --> 00:39:09,403 Mr. Vogler! 491 00:39:10,960 --> 00:39:12,849 I'm with the police. 492 00:39:14,080 --> 00:39:15,684 I'm not here to arrest you. 493 00:39:18,120 --> 00:39:20,361 You were at the diner today. 494 00:39:20,520 --> 00:39:23,842 You seem to know something about a man I'm looking for. 495 00:39:24,000 --> 00:39:27,527 - I can't trust you. - You saw my badge. 496 00:39:27,680 --> 00:39:32,163 That doesn't mean anything! They got cops working for them, I'm sure! 497 00:39:32,320 --> 00:39:34,368 - They? - [panting] 498 00:39:34,520 --> 00:39:38,605 All right. I'll tell you this, in case you are who you say you are. 499 00:39:38,760 --> 00:39:43,004 If you get this guy in your sights, do not hesitate, 500 00:39:43,160 --> 00:39:45,561 blow his brains out. 501 00:39:48,320 --> 00:39:50,129 [banging] 502 00:41:33,160 --> 00:41:35,527 [door creaking] 503 00:41:40,000 --> 00:41:41,445 Hello. 504 00:41:42,840 --> 00:41:44,410 Hi. 505 00:41:47,120 --> 00:41:48,690 Um... 506 00:41:50,000 --> 00:41:55,131 I'm sitting here counting to ten over and over again on my fingers. 507 00:41:56,440 --> 00:41:57,965 You get used to things, you know? 508 00:42:00,040 --> 00:42:01,769 OK. 509 00:42:29,680 --> 00:42:33,480 - Gum? - No, thanks. 510 00:42:33,640 --> 00:42:35,404 [door opens] 511 00:42:45,160 --> 00:42:46,366 [man] You know, um... 512 00:42:48,840 --> 00:42:51,241 ...you kinda had this thing in your head and... 513 00:42:51,400 --> 00:42:54,370 ...but then it actually gets to you. 514 00:42:54,520 --> 00:42:55,885 You know? 515 00:42:56,040 --> 00:42:58,168 Is this your fantasy? 516 00:42:59,800 --> 00:43:02,485 Have you ever done one of these before? 517 00:43:02,680 --> 00:43:04,842 [Elliot] Done what? 518 00:43:08,640 --> 00:43:11,325 You didn't go to Holmes, did you? 519 00:43:11,520 --> 00:43:14,842 Holmes Middle School? Yeah, I did. 520 00:43:15,000 --> 00:43:16,923 Did you have Metal Shop with Fishman? 521 00:43:17,080 --> 00:43:18,366 Uh-huh. 522 00:43:19,600 --> 00:43:22,604 - I'm Elliot Brindle. - That's right. 523 00:43:24,000 --> 00:43:25,286 I'm John Witter. 524 00:43:37,320 --> 00:43:42,008 I was in real estate for a long time. 525 00:43:42,160 --> 00:43:44,322 Made good money. 526 00:43:45,160 --> 00:43:48,004 But I had some reversals. 527 00:43:49,920 --> 00:43:52,491 - What's going on here? - [circus music ringtone plays] 528 00:43:56,480 --> 00:44:00,610 [man] We've gone to a great deal of effort to arrange this reunion. 529 00:44:00,760 --> 00:44:04,526 You don't remember Johnny Witter from Mr. Fishman's class? 530 00:44:04,680 --> 00:44:08,162 How he and his brother Tom tormented you daily? 531 00:44:08,320 --> 00:44:12,041 How they held you by the ankles out the computer lab window? 532 00:44:12,200 --> 00:44:15,647 Challenge eight is worth $100,000. 533 00:44:16,480 --> 00:44:20,041 Amputate his right arm just below the elbow. 534 00:44:21,960 --> 00:44:25,248 - No. No way. - It's your right to decline, of course. 535 00:44:25,400 --> 00:44:28,643 But if you don't complete all 13 challenges, 536 00:44:28,800 --> 00:44:33,886 you will forfeit the grand prize, as well as everything you've won. 537 00:44:34,040 --> 00:44:35,451 You should know that Mr. Witter 538 00:44:35,600 --> 00:44:39,047 has quite gladly consented to this procedure. 539 00:44:40,040 --> 00:44:41,565 Ask him. 540 00:44:44,080 --> 00:44:45,730 You want your arm cut off? 541 00:44:47,200 --> 00:44:48,406 Yes. 542 00:44:50,440 --> 00:44:53,171 - Yes? - Just get on with it. 543 00:44:58,560 --> 00:45:00,210 They're paying you. 544 00:45:05,440 --> 00:45:07,249 [John panting] 545 00:45:11,200 --> 00:45:15,524 - He's still awake. - I've given him a local anesthetic. 546 00:45:16,600 --> 00:45:18,568 You have no right to back out of this. 547 00:45:20,160 --> 00:45:23,050 I knew you were gonna pussy out! I knew it! 548 00:45:23,240 --> 00:45:25,607 - Look, I know you are trying to... - You're gonna give me fucking sympathy? 549 00:45:25,760 --> 00:45:29,970 Are you for real? You're fucking sickening. 550 00:45:30,160 --> 00:45:34,370 You know why we always picked on you? 'Cause you fucking asked for it! 551 00:45:34,520 --> 00:45:38,366 You walked around with that stupid look on your fucking face saying, 552 00:45:38,520 --> 00:45:41,000 "Please punch me in my fucking throat." 553 00:45:41,160 --> 00:45:43,128 The day after we threw you in the dumpster, 554 00:45:43,280 --> 00:45:45,726 you passed me in the quad and you smiled at me. 555 00:45:46,240 --> 00:45:48,208 You fucking smiled at me! 556 00:45:48,360 --> 00:45:52,410 My brother pissed on your brother's face. 557 00:45:52,600 --> 00:45:56,207 You remember that? You can't tell me you don't remember that. 558 00:45:56,920 --> 00:45:59,651 I do. I bust a gut every time I think about it. 559 00:45:59,800 --> 00:46:05,648 - [saw whirring] - Now do it! Go on, do it! 560 00:46:07,720 --> 00:46:08,721 Come on. 561 00:46:14,440 --> 00:46:16,044 Come on, come on, come on! 562 00:46:16,200 --> 00:46:18,771 [screaming] 563 00:46:18,960 --> 00:46:21,930 [both screaming] 564 00:46:27,560 --> 00:46:30,803 - [bone cracks] - [saw turns off] 565 00:46:45,000 --> 00:46:47,810 [no audio] 566 00:46:57,600 --> 00:46:59,125 Where's your car? 567 00:47:02,040 --> 00:47:06,409 [Johnny panting] Did you call my brother? 568 00:47:08,320 --> 00:47:09,765 Did you tell him who you were? 569 00:47:11,160 --> 00:47:13,891 This doesn't change anything. You're still a loser. 570 00:47:14,040 --> 00:47:15,246 You'll always be a loser. 571 00:47:15,400 --> 00:47:18,722 Yeah, well, you've obviously done very well for yourselves. 572 00:47:20,000 --> 00:47:24,050 Got yourselves a nice leather jacket, fancy car. 573 00:47:25,160 --> 00:47:28,767 It's going to be a little difficult for you to put it in gear, though. 574 00:47:29,880 --> 00:47:32,690 Guess you didn't really think that one through. 575 00:47:32,840 --> 00:47:35,286 [groaning] 576 00:47:36,960 --> 00:47:38,849 Thank you. 577 00:47:39,040 --> 00:47:41,771 - We're going to need a report. - Of course. 578 00:47:41,960 --> 00:47:44,247 Sir. Sir? 579 00:47:44,400 --> 00:47:47,688 [over PA] Dr. Anderson to Maternity, please. Dr. Anderson... 580 00:47:47,880 --> 00:47:50,531 [man] I don't care about your goddamn system! 581 00:47:51,200 --> 00:47:53,851 It's Witter. W-I-T-T-E-R. 582 00:47:54,000 --> 00:47:55,889 I know you have my brother back there somewhere. 583 00:47:56,040 --> 00:47:58,327 - [woman] Just a moment. - [man] Get off your fat fucking ass, 584 00:47:58,520 --> 00:48:00,648 - and go find out where he is! - Hey. I'll tell you what 585 00:48:00,800 --> 00:48:02,928 happened to your brother. Just grab a chair. 586 00:48:03,080 --> 00:48:07,210 - What the fuck! - [man] Security! 587 00:48:07,840 --> 00:48:10,127 - [indistinct PA announcement] - Oh, oh! 588 00:48:10,320 --> 00:48:11,970 [grunts] 589 00:48:13,880 --> 00:48:15,609 [man] Security! 590 00:48:19,760 --> 00:48:22,331 - Elliot Brindle. - [phone dings] 591 00:48:22,480 --> 00:48:26,246 [man grunting] 592 00:48:29,360 --> 00:48:31,169 You were a challenge. 593 00:48:33,120 --> 00:48:35,009 You were a challenge. 594 00:48:37,160 --> 00:48:40,289 [rock music plays] 595 00:48:49,360 --> 00:48:52,921 - [classical music plays] - [indistinct chatter] 596 00:48:55,720 --> 00:49:00,647 I can't believe Sergio gave us the grand ballroom. He says we get it all night! 597 00:49:00,800 --> 00:49:04,122 - Elliot's a miracle worker. - [woman] Uh-oh! Speak of the devil! 598 00:49:04,280 --> 00:49:07,648 [Shelby] Oh! Well, well, well. 599 00:49:08,880 --> 00:49:11,850 - My man of mystery. - Mmm... 600 00:49:18,600 --> 00:49:23,561 - Hm... You look rather snazzy. - Mmm. So do you. 601 00:49:23,720 --> 00:49:24,801 Where did you get this? 602 00:49:27,200 --> 00:49:31,888 - Aunt Jessica. You look amazing. - Thank you. 603 00:49:32,040 --> 00:49:33,690 Have you told her the story of your Alaskan cruise? 604 00:49:33,840 --> 00:49:35,604 - You gotta hear it, it's amazing. - What? 605 00:49:35,760 --> 00:49:38,047 [indistinct chatter] 606 00:49:39,640 --> 00:49:41,244 Have a good night. 607 00:49:43,040 --> 00:49:44,644 - Nice of you to show up. - Yeah. 608 00:49:44,800 --> 00:49:46,723 - Looking good. - You don't have to do that. 609 00:49:46,920 --> 00:49:48,649 I can do that myself. OK? 610 00:49:48,800 --> 00:49:51,804 - Well, you look good. - Thank you. 611 00:50:01,160 --> 00:50:02,924 - [indistinct radio chatter] - [man] That one's clean. 612 00:50:03,080 --> 00:50:04,605 What about this dresser? 613 00:50:04,760 --> 00:50:06,524 [man 2] Check underneath. 614 00:50:06,680 --> 00:50:08,523 Could be a false bottom there. 615 00:50:08,680 --> 00:50:09,761 [man] Got something, boss. 616 00:50:09,920 --> 00:50:12,651 Looks like they're attending their wedding rehearsal dinner 617 00:50:12,800 --> 00:50:14,609 at the country club. 618 00:50:16,200 --> 00:50:19,602 - Boss? - Let's go. 619 00:50:19,760 --> 00:50:23,481 - [classical music playing] - [guests chattering] 620 00:50:31,680 --> 00:50:32,920 Congratulations. 621 00:50:33,080 --> 00:50:35,811 [classical music continues] 622 00:50:38,080 --> 00:50:39,844 [circus music ringtone plays] 623 00:50:40,000 --> 00:50:45,166 [man] Challenge ten of 13 is a worth a half million dollars. 624 00:50:45,320 --> 00:50:49,325 All you have to do is wait until you're called upon to give a toast 625 00:50:49,520 --> 00:50:54,401 and then destroy the wedding hall, while singing "The Internationale." 626 00:50:54,560 --> 00:50:56,722 - What? - We're quantifying destruction 627 00:50:56,880 --> 00:51:00,805 in the following manner: At least 75 percent of all ceramic 628 00:51:00,960 --> 00:51:04,282 or crystal objects in the hall must be shattered. 629 00:51:04,440 --> 00:51:06,807 - Bastard! - At least one of the wonderful 630 00:51:07,000 --> 00:51:09,970 floral centerpieces must be urinated upon. 631 00:51:10,120 --> 00:51:13,124 If you're not familiar with the Internationale Communist Anthem, 632 00:51:13,280 --> 00:51:16,489 you will find the lyrics in your left jacket pocket. 633 00:51:16,640 --> 00:51:18,005 You know I was doing this for her. 634 00:51:18,160 --> 00:51:20,731 And it is for her you must soldier on! 635 00:51:20,880 --> 00:51:24,248 You've committed six felonies. Any future with Shelby, 636 00:51:24,400 --> 00:51:28,041 indeed, any future not organized around routine sodomy, 637 00:51:28,200 --> 00:51:32,330 now depends on you completing all 13 challenges. 638 00:51:32,520 --> 00:51:34,488 [line disconnects] 639 00:51:34,800 --> 00:51:36,689 [man] I first met Elliot two years ago 640 00:51:36,840 --> 00:51:39,969 and I knew right away all I needed to know about him... 641 00:51:40,120 --> 00:51:42,566 ...that he made my daughter happy. 642 00:51:42,720 --> 00:51:45,451 I already feel you're like a son. 643 00:51:47,280 --> 00:51:49,647 - Son? - Baby. 644 00:51:50,320 --> 00:51:52,766 [all] Speech! Speech! Speech! 645 00:52:04,360 --> 00:52:05,930 [man] Come on! 646 00:52:06,080 --> 00:52:08,082 [Elliot clears throat] 647 00:52:10,680 --> 00:52:13,889 [Elliot] Shelby, there's a life that you deserve, 648 00:52:14,040 --> 00:52:18,204 and I swear to you I'll do anything to make that real. 649 00:52:18,400 --> 00:52:20,243 [indistinct radio chatter] 650 00:52:20,400 --> 00:52:22,050 [man] Sir? 651 00:52:23,600 --> 00:52:26,843 That gentleman over there, we're gonna need to speak with him. 652 00:52:27,000 --> 00:52:30,083 Got a few questions we need to ask him. I'm sorry... 653 00:52:30,840 --> 00:52:32,524 - All right. Give me a minute. - Yes, sir. 654 00:52:32,680 --> 00:52:34,444 We'll be waiting. 655 00:52:38,160 --> 00:52:40,242 [man] Son? 656 00:52:41,000 --> 00:52:43,480 Park security, they want Michael. 657 00:52:43,680 --> 00:52:47,082 They say he exposed himself to a girl at the tennis court. 658 00:52:47,240 --> 00:52:48,605 I told them you'll talk to them. 659 00:52:49,520 --> 00:52:51,841 - Um, everyone... - Michael? 660 00:52:52,000 --> 00:52:54,571 ...let's have our drinks outside while we wait for our food. 661 00:52:54,720 --> 00:52:58,566 - Shall we? Thank you. - [low chatter] 662 00:52:58,720 --> 00:53:00,484 [man] Let's just get the folks outta here. 663 00:53:00,640 --> 00:53:02,688 - What happened? - I didn't touch her or anything. 664 00:53:02,840 --> 00:53:05,002 I just wanted to show her it. 665 00:53:05,200 --> 00:53:07,771 - OK? I just wanted to show it to her. - [Elliot] It's OK. 666 00:53:07,920 --> 00:53:09,524 They'll make me pee in a cup. 667 00:53:09,680 --> 00:53:12,524 I haven't had my pill in three days. In three days. 668 00:53:12,680 --> 00:53:15,889 - It'll be OK. - No. Horowitz will institutionalize him 669 00:53:16,040 --> 00:53:17,246 if he can't trust him to take his meds. 670 00:53:17,400 --> 00:53:22,327 They'll make me go back to Bayview. I don't want to go back to Bayview, OK? 671 00:53:22,480 --> 00:53:24,528 They make me pee in a cup. 672 00:53:26,200 --> 00:53:29,363 Michael, get ready to run. I have an idea. 673 00:53:29,560 --> 00:53:34,009 - Ready to run... - Arise, ye workers, from your slumbers! 674 00:53:34,160 --> 00:53:38,165 - Go home and take your pill. - [man] Sir, that's enough. Sir? 675 00:53:38,360 --> 00:53:40,886 - Elliot! - I'm buying him time. 676 00:53:41,040 --> 00:53:43,361 [Shelby] What are you doing?! 677 00:53:43,520 --> 00:53:45,807 [rock music plays] 678 00:53:46,880 --> 00:53:48,245 [inaudible dialogue] 679 00:54:22,000 --> 00:54:24,526 Stay back! We don't want anyone getting hurt! 680 00:54:24,680 --> 00:54:26,444 - Put it down. Let's talk about it. - Stay right there. 681 00:54:31,200 --> 00:54:32,690 Look away. 682 00:54:32,840 --> 00:54:35,650 I said look away... look away right now! 683 00:54:37,440 --> 00:54:39,124 Oh, you gotta be kidding me. 684 00:54:43,240 --> 00:54:45,129 [humming] 685 00:54:49,080 --> 00:54:51,924 - [urinating] - [phone dings] 686 00:54:55,560 --> 00:54:57,324 - Easy. - This one's goin' nowhere. 687 00:54:57,520 --> 00:54:58,726 - Easy. - This boy is mine. 688 00:54:58,880 --> 00:55:00,166 Easy! 689 00:55:00,320 --> 00:55:02,971 - [man] Stop right there! - [man 2] Stop, you son of a bitch! 690 00:55:09,760 --> 00:55:11,683 What the hell are you doing? Open the door. 691 00:55:11,840 --> 00:55:13,729 [circus music ringtone plays] 692 00:55:13,880 --> 00:55:18,169 [man] Mr. Brindle, you did complete this last challenge, 693 00:55:18,320 --> 00:55:22,211 but we've observed you're still far too concerned with what people think of you. 694 00:55:22,360 --> 00:55:26,604 You're still holding back, still clinging to an old image of yourself. 695 00:55:26,800 --> 00:55:28,723 - But I did it. - So you did. 696 00:55:28,880 --> 00:55:31,247 And now challenge 11 of 13 697 00:55:31,400 --> 00:55:35,291 is to open that door and surrender to the security guards. 698 00:55:35,440 --> 00:55:38,330 - What? - So says the golden toad. 699 00:55:38,520 --> 00:55:41,842 A brave arm makes a short sword long. 700 00:55:43,400 --> 00:55:44,447 What am I supposed to do? 701 00:55:44,600 --> 00:55:47,410 Is this a punishment or are we still playing the game? 702 00:55:47,560 --> 00:55:49,005 [line disconnects] 703 00:56:00,200 --> 00:56:02,680 [man] Guys, hold up. He's comin' around. 704 00:56:02,880 --> 00:56:05,963 You gotta be fucking kidding me. 705 00:56:06,120 --> 00:56:07,610 Cocksucker! 706 00:56:07,800 --> 00:56:09,768 [grunting] 707 00:56:09,920 --> 00:56:10,921 [phone dings] 708 00:56:19,320 --> 00:56:23,769 So... things just got to you? 709 00:56:27,240 --> 00:56:29,447 Oh, I understand how it is. 710 00:56:29,600 --> 00:56:34,447 Things build up, all the shit a person goes through during the day. 711 00:56:34,600 --> 00:56:37,490 All the petty little humiliations. 712 00:56:37,640 --> 00:56:39,768 I have no complaints. 713 00:56:41,080 --> 00:56:45,642 Is it political? Do you have feelings about the government? 714 00:56:47,880 --> 00:56:50,770 Did someone order you to do these things? 715 00:56:50,920 --> 00:56:52,809 I didn't say that. 716 00:56:58,360 --> 00:57:00,761 [softly] Tell me about the voice. 717 00:57:03,360 --> 00:57:04,964 What? 718 00:57:06,680 --> 00:57:08,444 I didn't say anything about the voice. 719 00:57:08,600 --> 00:57:11,604 Did it just start telling you to do things today? 720 00:57:12,640 --> 00:57:13,721 How did you know about the voice? 721 00:57:13,880 --> 00:57:17,601 I want it on record I didn't say anything about the voice. 722 00:57:17,760 --> 00:57:20,411 It's probably been there for years. 723 00:57:20,560 --> 00:57:25,088 A little whisper, and then today it became a roar. 724 00:57:26,280 --> 00:57:30,001 - You think I'm crazy. - Is it a pure coincidence 725 00:57:30,160 --> 00:57:32,401 that the voices directing you told you to do 726 00:57:32,560 --> 00:57:37,441 all the dark, secret little things you wanted to do anyway? 727 00:57:37,640 --> 00:57:39,608 What satisfaction did you get 728 00:57:39,760 --> 00:57:41,808 from pushing that old woman down that flight of stairs? 729 00:57:44,960 --> 00:57:46,041 - I didn't do that. - No? 730 00:57:46,200 --> 00:57:48,487 And I guess you didn't burn down the Hindu shrine, either! 731 00:57:48,640 --> 00:57:51,689 [stammers] No, I didn't do this. I didn't do any of these. 732 00:57:51,840 --> 00:57:54,889 So somebody else was having a bad day, too? There's two of you out there? 733 00:58:01,520 --> 00:58:03,727 I... I... 734 00:58:04,960 --> 00:58:07,327 I need to get out of here. I want a lawyer. 735 00:58:07,480 --> 00:58:09,448 Good answer. 736 00:58:19,840 --> 00:58:21,763 Hm... 737 00:58:21,920 --> 00:58:25,242 - I was just there. - Yeah? 738 00:58:28,840 --> 00:58:33,368 Captain, I'd love it if I could have a moment with him alone. 739 00:58:33,520 --> 00:58:36,922 - Is that so? - That is so. 740 00:58:37,080 --> 00:58:39,560 [chair creaks softly] 741 00:58:42,720 --> 00:58:43,926 [snapping] 742 00:59:25,800 --> 00:59:26,881 [man] Hey, hey! 743 00:59:27,080 --> 00:59:28,491 Mr. Brindle, you don't want to do this. 744 00:59:28,640 --> 00:59:30,324 I'm sorry, but I do. I need my cell phone. 745 00:59:30,480 --> 00:59:33,404 - [man] Put the gun down. - [detective] Easy, Officer. Easy. 746 00:59:35,280 --> 00:59:37,760 [man] Don't do nothing stupid here. 747 00:59:37,920 --> 00:59:41,208 - Easy. - [Elliot] Thank you. 748 00:59:42,920 --> 00:59:45,161 [circus music ringtone plays] 749 00:59:45,320 --> 00:59:47,641 I need a second, please. 750 00:59:48,840 --> 00:59:50,729 [man] Hold fire. 751 00:59:50,880 --> 00:59:52,564 Watch him, watch him. 752 00:59:52,840 --> 00:59:55,764 - Send 'em around the other side. - [woman] He has a hostage! 753 00:59:55,920 --> 00:59:58,287 [overlapping chatter] 754 01:00:00,840 --> 01:00:03,002 - [Elliot] Cuff yourself. - [man outside] Mr. Brindle. 755 01:00:03,200 --> 01:00:06,363 Uh... cover your ears and hum "The Star Spangled Banner." 756 01:00:06,520 --> 01:00:09,126 - [man] Talk to us! - [banging on door] 757 01:00:10,240 --> 01:00:12,368 So there's another player? Is somebody else playing the game? 758 01:00:12,520 --> 01:00:14,522 [man] There is one other player, yes. 759 01:00:14,680 --> 01:00:17,365 That's a little wrinkle we were going to spring on you later. 760 01:00:17,520 --> 01:00:20,205 - You can't just change the rules! - You knew there were time limits. 761 01:00:20,360 --> 01:00:23,091 Your ultimate time limit is the other player. 762 01:00:23,240 --> 01:00:26,847 If he completes challenge 13 before you, he gets the prize 763 01:00:27,000 --> 01:00:31,005 and you get 20 years for the remarkable stunt you're pulling right now. 764 01:00:31,160 --> 01:00:33,242 - Keep humming! - Mr. Brindle, talk to us. 765 01:00:33,440 --> 01:00:37,650 You should know your opponent is on challenge 11, too. Right there with you. 766 01:00:37,800 --> 01:00:39,802 What? I'm on 12 right now! 767 01:00:39,960 --> 01:00:44,010 This is not a challenge. This does not count as challenge 12. 768 01:00:44,200 --> 01:00:45,884 But you rigged the thing on the chair! 769 01:00:46,040 --> 01:00:48,964 We assure you we had nothing to do with that. 770 01:00:49,160 --> 01:00:50,889 You're doing this on your own. 771 01:00:51,080 --> 01:00:52,730 [detective] You don't have a lot of time, Brindle. 772 01:00:52,880 --> 01:00:55,326 - OK, I'm doing this on my own. - [knocking] 773 01:00:55,480 --> 01:00:58,529 I've been on my own all day. I've been on my own my whole life! 774 01:00:58,680 --> 01:00:59,966 - [detective] Mr. Brindle. - [Elliot] The other guy, 775 01:01:00,120 --> 01:01:03,010 he bust out of a police station, too? No, he didn't. 776 01:01:03,160 --> 01:01:05,686 He did not. But I'm gonna do it. No matter what you throw at me, 777 01:01:05,840 --> 01:01:07,444 I chew it up and I spit it the fuck out! 778 01:01:07,640 --> 01:01:08,641 - [grunts] - [gunshot] 779 01:01:08,800 --> 01:01:10,689 - [screams] - Shit! 780 01:01:10,840 --> 01:01:12,080 [indistinct yelling outside] 781 01:01:12,240 --> 01:01:13,890 - It's just his foot! - [man] Go, go! 782 01:01:14,040 --> 01:01:15,451 [officers yelling] 783 01:01:16,720 --> 01:01:19,087 - [woman] Move, move! - [man] Get it open! 784 01:01:24,000 --> 01:01:25,081 [grunting] 785 01:01:25,280 --> 01:01:28,602 - [man] I've got a clear shot! - [detective] I said stand down! 786 01:01:28,760 --> 01:01:29,761 [man 2] Back alley! 787 01:01:29,920 --> 01:01:32,605 - [detective] Go. Go get him. - [man] Go, go, go! 788 01:01:32,760 --> 01:01:37,482 - [groans] - [circus music ringtone plays] 789 01:01:41,760 --> 01:01:43,205 [detective] Brindle... 790 01:01:43,360 --> 01:01:46,045 ...you gonna make me say "freeze"? 791 01:01:51,520 --> 01:01:53,010 What are you doing? 792 01:01:55,320 --> 01:01:57,721 You think this is a game? 793 01:01:58,680 --> 01:02:01,763 You get shot, that's gonna end the fun pretty quick. 794 01:02:01,920 --> 01:02:02,967 - [woman] Freeze! - [gunfire] 795 01:02:03,120 --> 01:02:05,122 - [overlapping shouts] - [gunfire] 796 01:02:08,640 --> 01:02:10,608 - [shouts continue] - [gunfire] 797 01:02:14,040 --> 01:02:16,930 [circus music ringtone plays] 798 01:02:19,320 --> 01:02:21,163 No, I don't know. 799 01:02:21,320 --> 01:02:24,244 Yeah, there's something going on like right down the street. 800 01:02:26,200 --> 01:02:28,680 No, I'm gonna check it out. It's like... Hey! 801 01:02:28,840 --> 01:02:31,810 - Are you there? Are you watching? - What the fuck? 802 01:02:31,960 --> 01:02:34,406 - Why don't you give me my phone! - Just walk away, man. 803 01:02:35,720 --> 01:02:37,290 Walk away. 804 01:02:38,440 --> 01:02:40,204 I know you're watching! 805 01:02:42,320 --> 01:02:46,609 I got a phone! You can call me on this phone! 806 01:03:25,360 --> 01:03:29,251 I know you didn't just happen by. They sent you, didn't they? 807 01:03:29,400 --> 01:03:33,200 I know you're my next challenge! Tell me, what am I supposed to do? 808 01:03:33,360 --> 01:03:35,203 [woman speaking Spanish] 809 01:03:35,360 --> 01:03:38,523 Oh, you just wanna go home. OK, where's your home? 810 01:03:38,680 --> 01:03:40,250 [speaking Spanish] 811 01:03:40,400 --> 01:03:44,644 - OK, come on, come on! - [whimpering, speaks Spanish] 812 01:03:59,960 --> 01:04:03,806 If you don't want to be found, you can't just switch off your phone. 813 01:04:03,960 --> 01:04:06,361 You gotta take the battery out. 814 01:04:09,360 --> 01:04:11,124 Give us a minute. 815 01:04:15,720 --> 01:04:18,929 So if I were a part of this conspiracy, 816 01:04:19,120 --> 01:04:21,487 why would I be even asking you questions? 817 01:04:21,640 --> 01:04:24,484 Even if you worked for them, they'd probably keep you in the dark. 818 01:04:24,640 --> 01:04:27,610 You probably know a tenth of what I know. 819 01:04:27,800 --> 01:04:30,087 Fair enough, but, um... 820 01:04:31,240 --> 01:04:33,368 ...in that scenario, you're dead already. 821 01:04:34,200 --> 01:04:35,645 So, why not talk? 822 01:04:37,080 --> 01:04:40,129 But if, on the other hand, 823 01:04:40,280 --> 01:04:44,604 there is a, uh, a one in a hundred chance that I'm a real cop 824 01:04:44,760 --> 01:04:46,649 and you're holding back information 825 01:04:46,800 --> 01:04:50,407 while there's a maniac out there running wild, 826 01:04:50,560 --> 01:04:54,770 well, that would make you an accessory to, uh... 827 01:04:54,920 --> 01:04:58,970 I don't know. Shall we start tallying the charges? 828 01:05:12,480 --> 01:05:18,487 I came home from work one day, and found that my wife had left me... 829 01:05:19,640 --> 01:05:22,644 ...and killed our dog. 830 01:05:24,800 --> 01:05:27,041 And partially eaten him. 831 01:05:30,000 --> 01:05:32,401 Now, you'll just have to take my word for it, 832 01:05:32,560 --> 01:05:34,483 that was completely out of character. 833 01:05:36,200 --> 01:05:38,806 You see, that's the true objective of the game, 834 01:05:38,960 --> 01:05:42,248 the spectacle of transformation. 835 01:05:42,400 --> 01:05:46,644 To show that anyone can be turned into a monster. 836 01:06:02,760 --> 01:06:05,809 You don't know anything about the game, do you? 837 01:06:10,880 --> 01:06:13,804 You're just an old woman, aren't you? 838 01:06:20,360 --> 01:06:24,524 It's over. I'm so sorry. 839 01:06:40,480 --> 01:06:42,289 [woman groans] 840 01:06:42,440 --> 01:06:45,649 [speaking Spanish] 841 01:06:46,080 --> 01:06:49,323 You need help? You want me to hang that? 842 01:06:49,800 --> 01:06:52,565 - OK. - [speaking Spanish] 843 01:06:55,720 --> 01:06:57,609 [grunting] 844 01:07:05,080 --> 01:07:07,447 - [phone dings] - [sighs] 845 01:07:12,840 --> 01:07:13,841 That's it? 846 01:07:16,320 --> 01:07:17,606 No. 847 01:07:22,520 --> 01:07:24,170 [door closes] 848 01:07:25,400 --> 01:07:27,243 [revving motor in distance] 849 01:07:27,400 --> 01:07:31,610 - [indistinct chatter] - [motorcycles revving] 850 01:07:54,680 --> 01:07:57,206 - Fuck. - [bikers chattering] 851 01:07:57,360 --> 01:08:00,728 - Stop! - [laughing, shouting] 852 01:08:05,640 --> 01:08:07,210 Stop! 853 01:08:08,920 --> 01:08:10,445 Wait! Stop! 854 01:08:18,280 --> 01:08:19,725 [girl] Whoo! 855 01:08:28,920 --> 01:08:33,130 - [engines revving] - [phone rings] 856 01:08:37,720 --> 01:08:42,203 That was the easiest hundred bucks ever. Anything else we can do for you? 857 01:08:55,760 --> 01:08:57,364 [Elliot] No... 858 01:09:04,480 --> 01:09:08,007 Wait! Stop! Stop! 859 01:09:09,840 --> 01:09:13,242 Wait! Stop! Stop! 860 01:09:14,080 --> 01:09:15,969 [shouting, chattering] 861 01:09:16,120 --> 01:09:19,602 Stop! Stop! 862 01:09:20,160 --> 01:09:22,527 [bikers chattering] 863 01:09:23,200 --> 01:09:24,565 Don't! 864 01:09:26,360 --> 01:09:29,762 [tires screeching] 865 01:09:49,320 --> 01:09:51,891 [Elliot whimpering] 866 01:10:19,240 --> 01:10:22,528 [circus music ringtone plays] 867 01:10:45,480 --> 01:10:49,405 [man] We're back! And we have a very special announcement! 868 01:10:49,560 --> 01:10:55,408 Elliot Brindle, as of four minutes ago, you are a millionaire! 869 01:10:55,600 --> 01:10:57,329 Congratulations. 870 01:10:57,520 --> 01:11:01,241 We've now reached a point in the game where we like to give our audience 871 01:11:01,440 --> 01:11:05,889 the opportunity to ask our contestants a few questions. Are you ready? 872 01:11:06,560 --> 01:11:10,201 Saint Inna 57 says he's very impressed 873 01:11:10,360 --> 01:11:13,842 with how you have grown in these last several hours... 874 01:11:14,040 --> 01:11:16,441 I'm not playing anymore! 875 01:11:18,640 --> 01:11:21,484 [sobbing] 876 01:11:48,800 --> 01:11:53,044 It was a game just for someone's amusement, right? 877 01:11:54,440 --> 01:11:57,728 Whose? I don't know. 878 01:11:59,240 --> 01:12:01,368 But sometimes... 879 01:12:02,160 --> 01:12:06,006 Sometimes I think about how few people on this planet 880 01:12:06,160 --> 01:12:07,889 really decide everything. 881 01:12:08,040 --> 01:12:11,089 One percent of one percent. 882 01:12:12,240 --> 01:12:17,724 They are the functional equivalent of gods. 883 01:12:19,800 --> 01:12:22,565 They must get... bored. 884 01:12:27,520 --> 01:12:31,844 How does it end? This game? 885 01:12:35,400 --> 01:12:37,641 Thirteen is the end. 886 01:12:37,800 --> 01:12:39,928 Thirteen never changes. 887 01:12:40,120 --> 01:12:46,048 Some contestants think they can walk away, but it's a snuff shell. 888 01:12:46,200 --> 01:12:48,931 There's only one way those end. 889 01:12:54,200 --> 01:12:56,885 [train whistle blows] 890 01:12:57,040 --> 01:13:02,968 [PA] Please be advised to expect delays for the 342 train to New Orleans... 891 01:13:07,600 --> 01:13:10,922 [circus music ringtone plays] 892 01:13:16,440 --> 01:13:19,205 - Excuse me. - Get your hands off me. 893 01:13:19,360 --> 01:13:21,840 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 894 01:13:22,040 --> 01:13:25,089 Did you hear that? Do you have a phone? 895 01:13:25,240 --> 01:13:27,083 [man] Watch it. 896 01:13:29,840 --> 01:13:31,649 - Who has a phone? - [man 2] Cell phone? 897 01:13:31,840 --> 01:13:34,730 Shit. You crazy? 898 01:13:36,640 --> 01:13:39,325 - Hey! - [crowd chattering] 899 01:13:40,400 --> 01:13:42,164 [man] What's your hurry, buddy? 900 01:13:48,560 --> 01:13:50,608 [panting] 901 01:13:58,800 --> 01:14:00,962 You don't have to do this. 902 01:14:01,160 --> 01:14:04,960 They're killing people. Listen to me. I quit. 903 01:14:08,320 --> 01:14:10,482 You could quit, too. 904 01:14:13,920 --> 01:14:16,048 [engine revving] 905 01:14:16,200 --> 01:14:17,645 [ice cream truck music plays] 906 01:14:24,680 --> 01:14:26,682 [engine struggling, gears grinding] 907 01:14:35,120 --> 01:14:38,010 [circus music ringtone plays] 908 01:14:43,480 --> 01:14:44,481 What are you? 909 01:14:44,640 --> 01:14:47,007 [man] You know, thwarting your opponent's progress 910 01:14:47,160 --> 01:14:49,925 could be interpreted as interfering with the game. 911 01:14:50,080 --> 01:14:52,287 Yeah? What's he gonna do, huh? 912 01:14:52,440 --> 01:14:54,522 What's he gonna do that's gonna top what happened back on that road? 913 01:14:54,680 --> 01:14:56,762 Is he going to crash a plane? Blow up a fucking school? 914 01:14:56,920 --> 01:14:59,969 Thirteen is a bit more intimate than that. 915 01:15:00,120 --> 01:15:02,566 And it's the same for all players, including you. 916 01:15:02,720 --> 01:15:04,245 I told you I'm not playing anymore. 917 01:15:04,400 --> 01:15:07,768 The final challenge is worth four point... 918 01:15:08,560 --> 01:15:09,766 [tires squealing] 919 01:15:37,160 --> 01:15:39,003 [bird squawks nearby] 920 01:15:49,960 --> 01:15:52,281 [bird squawks] 921 01:16:32,440 --> 01:16:36,764 Dad. Dad! You OK? 922 01:16:39,320 --> 01:16:41,527 What happened to you? 923 01:16:41,680 --> 01:16:44,445 I had an eventful day. 924 01:16:44,600 --> 01:16:47,763 You look like you're about to shit yourself. 925 01:16:47,920 --> 01:16:49,445 - Yeah? - Yeah. 926 01:16:51,600 --> 01:16:54,251 [toilet flushing] 927 01:17:13,360 --> 01:17:14,600 You're here? 928 01:17:18,000 --> 01:17:20,401 [stammers] You're here, too. 929 01:17:23,080 --> 01:17:26,050 My stomach's upset. I think I ate something that was bad. 930 01:17:27,960 --> 01:17:30,930 - How are you doing? - Michael, what are you doing here? 931 01:17:31,120 --> 01:17:34,124 I thought you said you were gonna go home and take your pill. 932 01:17:34,280 --> 01:17:37,170 Yeah, well, I had to do some stuff. 933 01:17:37,320 --> 01:17:42,167 - What stuff? - Well, I was with Marisol. 934 01:17:42,320 --> 01:17:45,290 - Marisol from the Hot Dog Castle? - Yeah. 935 01:17:45,440 --> 01:17:48,364 What's it mean you were "with" her? Like a date? 936 01:17:48,520 --> 01:17:49,885 Yeah, like a date. 937 01:17:50,040 --> 01:17:55,444 Like people go on to the movies, OK? We... OK? 938 01:17:55,600 --> 01:17:58,763 - What movie did you see? - I don't remember. 939 01:17:58,920 --> 01:18:00,331 [unzipping bag] 940 01:18:00,480 --> 01:18:02,881 - You don't remember? - It's not like science fiction, Elliot, 941 01:18:03,040 --> 01:18:07,329 that I could go on a date with somebody, ever. OK? 942 01:18:08,400 --> 01:18:10,448 What's in the bag, Michael? 943 01:18:16,640 --> 01:18:18,927 Michael, what's challenge 13? 944 01:18:21,320 --> 01:18:24,847 You gotta tell me. What's challenge 13? 945 01:18:26,920 --> 01:18:30,891 [softly] You have to... to kill a family member. 946 01:18:34,680 --> 01:18:37,968 That's what they said, to kill a family member. 947 01:18:40,480 --> 01:18:45,247 - Go home, Michael. - Why? Why? So you can win? 948 01:18:46,960 --> 01:18:51,568 No, no, I wanna win. I wanna win something one time! 949 01:18:51,720 --> 01:18:54,690 - [gun cocking] - I wanna win one t... 950 01:18:56,720 --> 01:18:59,530 Michael, I know you've been able to do everything they've asked you 951 01:18:59,680 --> 01:19:02,365 'cause you don't think about stuff. 952 01:19:02,520 --> 01:19:04,284 But you're thinking now, right? 953 01:19:04,440 --> 01:19:06,249 Remember when Dad used a studded belt on me? 954 01:19:06,400 --> 01:19:08,209 Yeah. I remember other things, too. 955 01:19:08,360 --> 01:19:10,283 I remember how he used to dote on you when you were little. 956 01:19:10,440 --> 01:19:12,647 No, I don't remember when I was little! 957 01:19:12,800 --> 01:19:16,646 I remember when I was eight and he hit me with a tennis racket. 958 01:19:16,800 --> 01:19:19,121 So you're gonna shoot him? 959 01:19:19,280 --> 01:19:23,524 Michael. Michael, he hit me, too. Remember when I scratched the car? 960 01:19:23,680 --> 01:19:29,323 It warms my heart a little to see the two of you showing some initiative. 961 01:19:30,640 --> 01:19:33,849 - [Michael] Did you tell him? - Of course not. 962 01:19:34,000 --> 01:19:37,891 The game's not what it was in my day, I'll tell you that. 963 01:19:38,800 --> 01:19:41,167 Drafting idiots like you. 964 01:19:41,320 --> 01:19:44,051 They turned it into a freak show. 965 01:19:44,200 --> 01:19:47,329 - Jesus. - You played the game? 966 01:19:47,480 --> 01:19:52,361 - I won. - You did all 13? 967 01:19:52,520 --> 01:19:55,285 Thirteen is the tough one. 968 01:19:57,120 --> 01:20:00,920 - Bit of a leap there. - Who did you kill? 969 01:20:02,720 --> 01:20:05,246 She was the only softness in me. 970 01:20:05,440 --> 01:20:09,126 - Jesus! - [stammers] What is he saying, Elliot? 971 01:20:09,320 --> 01:20:12,642 I'm saying your mother never wore a seat belt. 972 01:20:12,800 --> 01:20:14,165 [gasps] 973 01:20:21,800 --> 01:20:23,768 Michael, wait in the other room. 974 01:20:26,000 --> 01:20:29,447 - Elliot? - Just wait in the other room. 975 01:20:33,040 --> 01:20:34,530 For real? 976 01:20:37,040 --> 01:20:38,804 OK. 977 01:20:53,800 --> 01:20:55,609 [door closes] 978 01:21:02,240 --> 01:21:04,766 [Bill] That game ruined me. 979 01:21:04,960 --> 01:21:08,009 I had everything before and nothing after. 980 01:21:08,160 --> 01:21:10,561 It poisoned me. 981 01:21:10,760 --> 01:21:13,525 Every cell from that day to this. 982 01:21:14,640 --> 01:21:16,290 But the thing is, 983 01:21:16,440 --> 01:21:20,889 I know that even if I'd had somebody telling me all these things then, 984 01:21:21,040 --> 01:21:23,805 it wouldn't have mattered because I wouldn't have listened 985 01:21:23,960 --> 01:21:26,486 any more than you're listening now. 986 01:21:26,640 --> 01:21:27,721 [door creaking open] 987 01:21:28,520 --> 01:21:32,002 But there is one thing I can do for you. 988 01:21:34,960 --> 01:21:36,405 Yeah? 989 01:21:40,080 --> 01:21:44,085 - I can keep you from winning. - How are you gonna do that? 990 01:21:48,920 --> 01:21:50,445 [gurgling sound] 991 01:21:52,160 --> 01:21:55,881 Oh... oh... oh... 992 01:21:56,040 --> 01:21:57,769 OK... 993 01:22:12,960 --> 01:22:14,450 [tires squealing] 994 01:22:16,400 --> 01:22:18,846 [siren wailing] 995 01:22:22,440 --> 01:22:25,364 Well... what do we do now? 996 01:22:28,160 --> 01:22:31,004 I... I did some things. 997 01:22:33,280 --> 01:22:35,647 Yeah, me, too. 998 01:22:35,840 --> 01:22:40,926 How do I know that you won't do something to me? 999 01:22:41,080 --> 01:22:42,844 Why would I do something to you? 1000 01:22:43,000 --> 01:22:47,528 You're my family member, I'm yours. So... 1001 01:22:48,760 --> 01:22:53,482 One of us could still win, if we wanted to. 1002 01:22:54,960 --> 01:22:57,088 Do you want to? 1003 01:23:01,360 --> 01:23:02,407 No. 1004 01:23:08,640 --> 01:23:10,244 Let's go. 1005 01:23:13,880 --> 01:23:16,008 [bag unzipping] 1006 01:23:16,640 --> 01:23:18,961 - What are you doing? - Just getting my bag. 1007 01:23:19,120 --> 01:23:23,648 - Mikey, just leave it. - I have to get my pills. 1008 01:23:23,800 --> 01:23:26,041 - Why are you doing that? - Just have to get them. 1009 01:23:26,200 --> 01:23:28,441 Just zip it up. Just... 1010 01:23:30,680 --> 01:23:33,923 - Mike! Jesus Christ! - [groans] 1011 01:23:34,080 --> 01:23:35,127 You're gonna be OK. 1012 01:23:37,320 --> 01:23:40,642 Press really hard right there. Press right here. 1013 01:23:40,800 --> 01:23:46,682 They said I could buy you a wedding present if I had the money. 1014 01:23:46,840 --> 01:23:48,285 If I had the money I could... 1015 01:23:48,440 --> 01:23:51,171 [gasping] 1016 01:23:52,040 --> 01:23:54,850 I just want to win. 1017 01:23:55,680 --> 01:23:57,728 One time I want to win. 1018 01:23:57,880 --> 01:23:59,530 - I understand. - I'm sorry. 1019 01:23:59,720 --> 01:24:02,485 - It's OK. - I'm so sorry! 1020 01:24:02,680 --> 01:24:06,685 - [grunts] - [sobbing] 1021 01:24:06,840 --> 01:24:08,524 [Elliot gasps] 1022 01:24:08,680 --> 01:24:11,490 [sobbing] 1023 01:24:13,600 --> 01:24:15,409 - Come here. - Ah! 1024 01:24:16,400 --> 01:24:18,129 Stop! 1025 01:24:18,320 --> 01:24:20,926 - I want to win. - Ah! 1026 01:24:21,600 --> 01:24:22,601 Stop! 1027 01:24:23,480 --> 01:24:25,482 [Michael] I'm sorry. 1028 01:24:39,560 --> 01:24:41,244 [phone dings] 1029 01:24:43,400 --> 01:24:46,643 [phone plays sad tone] 1030 01:24:47,920 --> 01:24:51,481 [phone plays upbeat music] 1031 01:25:03,560 --> 01:25:04,686 [groaning] 1032 01:25:33,800 --> 01:25:35,928 [detective] Yeah, the evidence trail is taken care of. 1033 01:25:36,080 --> 01:25:38,845 My colleagues have nothing. 1034 01:25:39,000 --> 01:25:41,526 Nah, it's pretty much Hamlet in here. 1035 01:25:43,000 --> 01:25:44,889 [door opens] 1036 01:25:58,440 --> 01:26:01,410 This is a violation of the terms of the agreement. 1037 01:26:01,560 --> 01:26:06,009 You are forbidden to interfere with or seek out the origins of the game. 1038 01:26:06,160 --> 01:26:07,969 That was explained to you. 1039 01:26:12,200 --> 01:26:15,727 Everything's been fixed. No one is after you. 1040 01:26:16,720 --> 01:26:19,644 Now, if you'll just back away, 1041 01:26:19,800 --> 01:26:22,849 you can still go home a winner. 1042 01:26:29,280 --> 01:26:30,930 They'll take the money away. 1043 01:26:33,200 --> 01:26:35,521 I'm just an employee. I'm nothing. 1044 01:26:36,720 --> 01:26:37,721 You're here. 1045 01:26:54,720 --> 01:26:57,883 [phone plays sad tone] 1046 01:26:59,920 --> 01:27:04,960 Elliot! My God! Where are you? Did they release you? 1047 01:27:05,120 --> 01:27:07,009 Daddy said they were still waiting to hear about bail, 1048 01:27:07,200 --> 01:27:10,249 but when I went to the station, they didn't have any record of your arrest. 1049 01:27:10,400 --> 01:27:11,561 What's going on? 1050 01:27:12,640 --> 01:27:15,291 I'm on my way home right now. 1051 01:27:15,440 --> 01:27:17,841 Everything's been straightened out. I just... 1052 01:27:18,840 --> 01:27:20,330 I wanted to hear your voice. 1053 01:27:20,480 --> 01:27:24,007 [Shelby] My God. That's all I can think to say. 1054 01:27:24,160 --> 01:27:25,286 Yeah. 1055 01:27:26,280 --> 01:27:29,124 As if things weren't insane enough, somebody called 1056 01:27:29,280 --> 01:27:32,648 and offered me $6,000 to eat a fly. 1057 01:27:37,360 --> 01:27:38,566 What did you say? 1058 01:27:40,080 --> 01:27:42,082 [Shelby] What did I say? 1059 01:27:44,800 --> 01:27:46,484 Are you kidding? 1060 01:27:50,600 --> 01:27:54,525 I said fuck off! That's vile. 1061 01:27:55,720 --> 01:27:58,451 I mean, could you imagine? 1062 01:27:59,440 --> 01:28:02,523 Anyway, I better get a move on. 1063 01:28:02,680 --> 01:28:05,331 Oh, and of course there's already another detour we're gonna have to make. 1064 01:28:05,480 --> 01:28:07,960 We have to stop at my Uncle Louis's and pick up his camera 1065 01:28:08,120 --> 01:28:11,647 because my father, who's so proud of his photography, dropped his camera. 1066 01:28:11,800 --> 01:28:14,087 Don't make fun. You know how he gets... 1067 01:28:14,240 --> 01:28:16,402 [Shelby continues indistinctly] 1068 01:28:20,480 --> 01:28:22,847 [mid-tempo song plays]